| The Tip of the Sword |
[19 Oct 2006|08:53pm] |
"Dear Tyler,
In the immortal words of Fiona Apple, I’ve been a bad, bad girl…
Let’s be real, are you surprised?”
There’s never enough room in her suitcases. No matter how Star arranges her hair appliances, toiletry totes, clothes, shoes, and magazines, nothing fits. Even when she drops her suitcase on the floor, squats on top, and tries to buckle it like that, it’s still a no-go. She takes out the curling iron and starts all over again.
”It all started when I got bored. I’m not talking ‘why does the second hand move so slow in math class’ bored. I mean like ‘under-stimulation by way of over-stimulation’ bored. Escalation bored, silver spoon in my mouth bored. It was like, hey, I’ve got nothing but time and money on my hands, and my Pilates instructor is out of town, and Project Runway is out of syndication, and I’ve got these idle hands, so…
What, oh what, shall I do?”
Where are the car keys? Star makes a pile of all her handbags and dumps them out in succession. Wallet, lipsticks, Juicy Fruit, nail files, sachets of lilac, tampons, a pocket calculator… Eventually she finds the keys between the cushions of her loveseat. They must’ve fallen out of her pants, the last time Tyler tossed her ass over teakettle and started ripping off her clothes.
”If you guessed naked bungee jumping, you’re about a month too late. Okay, here goes. I did a spell, and not just a ‘funny ha ha’ spell, either, like that time I dyed your pubic hair blonde. What happened was I built a little altar on my living room carpet and had myself the Wicca version of a Ouija board party. I conjured up whatever spirit happened to be wandering by. That would be fine and dandy, if it wasn’t a homicidal maniac. So I basically brewed up a recipe for disaster. Add a dash of salt, and oops! Mass murder at the local law firm!!!
Yeah, dude… Whatever I said about you accidentally staking Rough Sex Guy on patrol? Strike it from the collective conscious. It never happened! You’re a perfect angel, an honest-to-god genius compared to me, and I’m a hypocrite with a capital HYPOCRITE.
So okay. When I came to, I didn’t remember doing anything wrong, exactly. Alright, there might’ve been a teensy, weensy spot of sacrificial blood on the floor, and… you know, some animal parts, but whatev! All in a day’s work if you’re a rancher! Who’s gonna notice little, adorable me?
Survey says...”
Star pats her back pocket. Plane ticket, check. Letter for Tyler, check. Perpetually late, she has about an hour to get to the airport and board her flight. She slams the penthouse door and starts wheeling toward the elevator. A finger on the call button, she realizes she’s forgotten one thing. “Ah shit, fuck shit.” She props her luggage against the wall and sprints back with her keys. Star hums a song to herself, a fast rhythm to keep her moving, and bops up and down while her fingers work the locks.
”Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!
It’d be nice to think she’s my fairy godmother. I mean, she did offer me certain protections from discovery, but who the hell am I kidding? Fairies don’t ooze out of pools spots of blood in your carpet. But even if she was some kind of redemptive fairy for idiot witches, there comes a time when you’ve gotta ask yourself, what’s in it for her?
I know the real deal here. I fucked up royally. Slap a tiara on my head, call me the Princess of Irreversible Damage, and watch while I head out for a mini-vacation in the valley with my mom, the Queen.. Ha, you think I’m kidding don’t you! I’m so totally not kidding, Ty. And don’t misconstrue this as me trying to leave you or whatever, I’m not. I’m just getting out of the line of fire for a few days so I can think up a way to save my skinny (but grope-fulfilling) ass.”
In the bathroom sink, everything’s a wreck. Somewhere in a sea of cosmetics, a pink toothbrush is hiding. Star roots around for it, and when it’s found, she crams it in her pocket, and says a little prayer that she remembers it before she tries to sit down.
“So don’t worry, babe, I’ll be back soon, hopefully with a brilliant idea and enough moxy to pull it off! I love you!!! And for the love of god, puh-leeeaase don’t wash any of my delicates with your dirty gym clothes again! Yuck! <3 STAR”
Gods, could she be any more late?
A step back knocks her into somebody’s chest. It’s hard and much taller than her, and at first, Star thinks she backed into the bathroom wall. Then there are long, cold fingers; they wrap into her hair and twist hard, so hard she sees flashing pinpoints of light in her eyes.
He says, “I believe you wanted this.” His breath tickles her ear.
She looks in the mirror, and there's no need to ask what he meant. Darian shows her.
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