| Elevator Action 3000: Damsels in Sexstress! |
[10 Dec 2005|11:01pm] |
And the elevator goes up...
Oopsy! Not when you see your boss almost missing the ride, it doesn't!
Putting one foot between the sliding doors, Natasha just prevented 'lift off' before Star made her way through. "Lucky, huh? Hate it when that happens," the singer commented. "What floor?"
A set of brilliantly painted fingernails swept brown hair away from Star's eyes. "Penthouse," she answered, out of breath, and with more volume and self-importance than was strictly necessary. Three weeks living above the Witching Hour, and she still liked the sound of it.
Penthouse. My penthouse. Even if certain aesthetic changes had to take place before it was socially presentable. Julian had the place tricked out like Heffner's pad on steroids. The only thing missing was the bearskin rug. And hello? 80s.
Star adjusted the pocket book strap on her cashmere-covered shoulder, and unzipped its main compartment. Newly bejeweled fingers sparkled with colorful bling as she sifted through and pulled out a favored pot of gloss. She dipped a finger inside and began rubbing it liberally across her generous mouth as the elevator jumped upward.
"Natasha, isn't it?" she asked, glancing over. Of course it was Natasha, she wasn't that much of an airhead. There weren't many gothic Vegas singers that featured animatronic spider legs sprouting out of their backs. But as they hadn't been formally introduced, the name check was the best route.
"Uh-huh!" The more gothic brunette answered, a great deal more pleasantly than her visual appearance might have suggested she would. Fingertips danced over the panel and the correct level was selected, although the metal coffin was a little slower than usual to lurch upwards to its destination. Not to worry, though. They'd arrive, soon enough.
"I remember when they didn't have any decent A/C - you were always run off your feet, serving the rest of us," Natasha recalled, leaning against one side. "No offense to the previous owner, but since you took over, it's been a God-send. I hardly even recognize it as the same place!"
Star gave a one-shouldered shrug and rubbed her lips together as fingers closed the gloss. "Common sense is underrated," she said, belying the humble nature of chosen words by tossing her hair a bit. No humility in this one. "Besides, it hardly seemed fair that Julian was stalking around, striking poses in his leather pants with not a drop of sweat on him, while everyone else was applying deodorant on the half hour."
"Tell me about it..." Natasha replied, raising both brow and one corner of mouth simultaneously. A small but knowing series of nods being made. "I've got my doubts he was even-"
But her train of thought was interrupted by sudden halt to the elevator's motion. A high-pitched whirring of motors following, followed by a small jolt and then... Nothing.
"Um..." Natasha was as unimpressed as she was cautious. This did not bode well. Nor did the lack of mechanical response from any new floor selections. "Something tells me this might be a tad unusual..."
The beginnings of a frown, more annoyed than worried, crossed the club owner's features. She pressed the tip of a nail to the 'door open' button. It lit up, and then... nothing. "Oh, don't even!" she warned, as if speaking to an elusive elevator gnome prone to mechanical chicanery, and clicked the button again.
Click, click, click. Click.
Star yanked a miniature, metal door open, and revealed a red emergency phone. "Hello?" asked into the mouthpiece, despite the silence coming from the speaker. Not even white noise.
"Stupid piece of shit, I can't believe this!" Slamming the phone back on its hook, then, and ignoring how it fell off and dangled by a springing coil.
Natasha's strategy was more reserved, consisting of clenching jaw, one arm crossing in front of her to support the other by elbow, the hand of which was risen to her temples. All in all, a convincing impression of someone who could feel a migraine coming on, but no less annoyed than Star for it.
"Great..."
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