Flowers and a Note for Leah
“Dear Roomie,

Some love-struck kid put these outside the door and rang the bell. Then he hauled ass. All I saw was a blue baseball cap and the sagging crotch of his jeans. You cradle-snatching these days?

Dude, I’m employed now. PLEASE let me take you out. I promise there are hot men out there above the age of 15!!!!

-STAR”