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Braden Feidhelm ([info]littlegreenmen) wrote in [info]free_form,
@ 2007-09-06 23:27:00


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The Ghost of a Good Thing
“One little, two little, three little Indians…”

Dusk had settled down up Las Vegas and its surrounding areas. The hues of the desert landscape were slowly fading, moving as if they knew that it would be another twenty four hours before they had another fifteen minutes of fame. They were a luxury to be enjoyed for the fleeting time they presented themselves; a truth that could be recognized by anyone who took a few moments to appreciate them.

“Four little, five little, six little Indians…”

Braden had been told that this patch of desert that sat five miles North of Vegas was actually an Indian burial ground. Childish as it may seem, the leprechaun had not been able to suppress his natural interest in such a place. He loved nature, and in a country as diverse in scenery as America, Braden felt like a kid in a candy store. The heat and dry weather had bothered him much less than he had anticipated. But that was just his kind of luck.

“Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians…”

From the deep folds of his pant pockets he produced a small flask, just big enough for a little fun. Braden was taking it rather easy this night. While it was not typical for him to take it easy on any type of booze, this was a place that he wanted to remember in the morning. The land was suppose to be completely sealed off from visitors, but it was not a difficult task for a magical being to get into somewhere that was off limits. And it was even easier for Braden to get into trouble. He unscrewed the cap of the flask while he finished his song.

“Ten little Indian boys.”

Not breaking stride, he lifted the liquor to his lips and took a sharp draw. As he came up a small hill, suddenly the land before him sprawled out with large mounds of sand and clay. The sun had vanished, leaving the moon barely visible in sky. Braden felt as if he could follow that sky forever.


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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-06 21:36 (link)
In the legends, leprechauns were renowned for mischief. Legends, especially those rooted in the supernatural, had a knack for being true. Braden Feidhelm was no exception to the rule. He caused trouble here and there, most of it mild. He played tricks. He got hammered. He caused bouts of fisticuffs and teleported from the scene of the crime, the minute people got distracted. Also, he was a kleptomaniac.

All in all, Braden liked to have a grand ole time at the expense of whoever wandered into his storyline. It was like that with him. Immortality was just a long, funny yarn about an Irish born nare-do-well with an ‘aw shucks’ way of squeaking past trouble.

Nobody could do much about it. Leprechauns had their lucky charms, alright.

And a girl named Hannah Flynn had seen them up close and personal.

Oh yes she had! Granted, her eyeful of Braden’s goodies happened post-mortem for her. A ghostly Hannah had sneaked into the Irishman’s bathroom when he wasn’t looking and peeked around the shower curtain. But gratification was far from hers. Peeking on Braden’s naked time was just a tease. One that haunted her. Why?

Because in spirit form, all she could do was look, and that meant she couldn’t kick him in the nuts for passing out in the middle of their make-out fest! It was a disgrace Hannah would never live down, literally, because she totally died the next day.

This made Braden the villain in a sad story called Hannah’s Last Chance To Get Laid: Thwarted!

The spectral Ms. Flynn liked to spy on Braden a lot. Especially now that she knew what he was. Being dead led to all sorts of knowledge. Like which hand he used to direct his pee when he was urinating on somebody’s car tire. The guy was shameless.

So too was she.

Quiet as a mouse, the now-tangible Hannah crept up behind the leprechaun and scooped up a handful of sand. Very slowly she poured it into the open mouth of Braden’s flask. Then she waited.

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-08 09:27 (link)
Braden stopped for a few moments to watch a coyote chase a hare across the sandy valley floor in front of him. He grinned, completely unaware that he was no longer alone. He lifted his flask to his lips again. The crunchy grit in his mouth caused him to spit out the liquor with a look of disgust. He coughed a little bit, looking at the opening, immediately noticing the sandy ring around the top.

Confused for a moment, Braden looked around frantically for something that would explain this horrid travesty. Then he noticed Hannah behind him.

The shock of seeing her hit hard, but it only lasted a few moments. The memories of that night, and the next day, began to filter through his system. His eyes narrowed like he was angry, but he couldn’t suppress that wicked trademark grin.

“Well looky here,” he said in a mock cowboy draw, as he pulled out a bandana from his pocket. “If it ain’t the girl who put me out on my ass. Literally” After all, Braden had woke up on a donkey in the middle of the desert the next day. He placed the bandana over the flask opening as a filter. “I assume you didn’t take well to the position of daisy pusher, eh?” He took a drink, free of sand.

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-09 17:46 (link)
Hannah was crestfallen. Watching him spit and sputter had been fuunnn-ny. The struggle to keep silent her cackles had been even funnier. But the leprechaun’s quick recovery upon seeing her, more or less solid if a little ethereal, was un-cool. Darnit! She drove her toe into the clay. It kicked up a little red mound.

“You’re supposed to be freaked out!” she informed him, hands on her hips. “I mean, hello, ghost!” It might’ve been imagination, but she seemed to put her inner spotlight on blast after that. It was like the ‘reveal’ moment in an episode of Touched By An Angel. Only less poignant.

Because it was a new trick, Hannah made her hand go jelly-like and drove it through his chest. Her fingers waggled on the other side. “See? This is scary stuff! I just reached right through you!” she said. “And if I wanted to? I could totally go solid right now and there you’d be, with an arm stuck in your chest. I could own you!”

It had all the authority of a Chihuahua puppy scolding an adult German Sheppard.

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-10 14:38 (link)
Bright eyes looked down at the arm that was plunged through his torso, and then back up at the owner of that arm. Again, surprise registered on his face. “So you really did kick off eh?” The leprechaun had remembered reading about how a body hadn’t been found…he had made an incorrect assumption that maybe it had been faked for some reason. The limb sticking through him was strong evidence to the contrary.

“And for the record,” he continued, not one hundred percent sure what exactly was going on, “it would take a smile from such a pretty girl to own me. The whole ‘penetrate Braden with my arm’ thing is definitely overkill, and on a tangent I would like to point out it is the first time I’ve been penetrated by anything. That said, it is pretty neat shit.” He was dying to find out exactly why it was that she seemed to be very real, though endowed with some sort of paranormal powers. Had she possessed them on their previous encounter? Perhaps. After all, if anyone would be acquainted with the finer aspects of living eternally, it would be himself.

“So tell me, Spooky McSpook, what brings you all the way out here? More than just the need to further torment me, I hope.” His last statement was made with rueful undertones, but the truth was he just wanted to see her get a little riled up. She was extremely cute when she got a burr in her shorts.

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-10 15:42 (link)
Hannah withdrew her hand with a sigh and no harm done. “I get bored,” she offered, flapping her arms. “I don’t have to sleep anymore, did you know that? You can never truly appreciate the luxury of a nap until you’ll never have one again. I’m finding out that death’s a lot like that Cinderella hair band song. Don’t know what ya got till it’s gone.”

On an impulse, Hannah grabbed the flask out of Braden’s hand and tossed back a swig. It went down tasteless and easy, like a sip of water. “See, I can’t even get drunk. I’m hopin’ that’s temporary.”

She shoved the flask back at Braden and gave him a stormy look. “I guess you get the dubious honor of being the last person ever to get me drunk. Which brings me to another point.”

Hannah smacked him upside the head.

“You fell asleep on me. What’m I… chopped liver?!”

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-10 16:28 (link)
Braden’s eyes closed as he groaned and laughed at the same time. Bust-ed.

“Yeah, about that…” he started, not sure exactly where to go from here. There really was no good excuse for such a thing. “I owe you an apology for that one, I’m afraid.” He shrugged, holding his hands palm out. Suddenly he was tired of standing. Sinking down, Braden settled on the warm clay. He patted the ground beside him invitingly.

“Although,” he said after a moment of thought. “If instead of an apology you would perhaps prefer an IOU…” he trailed of mischievously, trying his best to make an innocent face. As it was, his face really didn’t do innocent. It was more like wicked and playful mixed together.

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-10 16:51 (link)
Hannah flopped down across from him, moping and pretending to be more sullen than she actually was. “Easy, buster. You coulda given me a complex. Imagine… there I was, a 23-year-old girl who’s only had sex the once, and did I mention he was Irish, too, and I was all fired up and ready to go, and you fell asleep on me. It was like I pulled off my shirt and BAM… knock-out punch.”

She put up her dukes and one-two punched the air.

“All the time I’m hearing how a halfway decent girl only has to say the word and she’s getting’ laid, but as far as I can tell, that’s an urban legend. And now I don’t even know if I can HAVE sex.”

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-10 17:01 (link)
The leprechaun listened, trying to keep as straight of a face as he could. She had been laid less times in her life that he had that week. There was absolutely no reason to bring that up, however. Instead, he lifted his hands up in front of him and out at her as if trying to slow the flood of information.

“I said I was deeply and truly sorry. Believe me, I realize how much I missed out on. I realize that it was an awful thing and I promise never to do it to you again,” he said, meaning every word if it. It was a shame that it had been one of his rare off nights. “But I do want to state, in my defense, that you did run off and get yourself dead before I had a chance to right my wrong.” He bit the bottom of his lip and nodded, as if he was trying to get her to agree with him. It was a fat chance, and he realized it.

“I am curious though,” he said, not bothering to keep his eyes locked on her face, “How do you know that you can’t have sex? After all, you certainly look as though you can still attract a mate…did the big guy upstairs sow your woman parts up?” In his beginning state of arousal, he forgot the bandana over the flask. He made a horrible face, but swallowed the contents of his mouth, sand and all.

Wonderful.

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-10 17:13 (link)
Hannah chewed her lip and put on her thinking cap. “Well...,” she brushed flecks of sand off her outfit, which seemed to forever be some white number that made her look baptismal, “I mean, I just got my physical body back like a week ago,” she explained. “It’s this whole weird thing where my actual body never decomposed on the Earth plane, so I can call on it when I visit here… did I mention I didn’t die a natural death?”

Hannah shook her head. “Nevermind, long story. Anywho. It kinda comes and goes on me. My self’s here one minute, gone the next. And it only sort-of works.” She leaned closer to impart the secret details. “Like… I don’t have a heartbeat, but my skin’s not cold. I can feel it when people touch me, but I can’t smell anything yet. I can’t even taste liquor. What if I tried to get it on, and like, none of my girl parts worked?!” Her voice ended up in a worried squeak.

And then Hannah voiced the concern that terrified her most of all.

“Besides… Wouldn’t that make you a… necrophiliac?”

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-10 18:47 (link)
Throwing his head back, Braden laughed for a few good seconds before he managed to calm himself. Oh, if only she knew…then again, maybe it was better that she didn’t.

“For you,” he said playfully, “I would take the title." He almost reached out for her hand,just to add to the cheesy-ness, but then thought better of it. He didn’t want to try it, slip through, and make her feel poorly about her situation. Besides, it sounded as if there was a story there. "As far as things not working, a little bit of the slippery lotion should do the trick.” Better to lighten the mood with a few words of jest. It was always a good path to take.

“I was wondering what did you in,” he stated in reply to her previous statement. He shrugged his shoulders and motioned around to the empty landscape that surrounded them. “I’ve got the time...give me the cliff notes.”

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-10 19:08 (link)
“Slippery--? Oh. Eww!” She swept an armload of topsoil at the leprechaun. “I have never needed artificial lubrication, I’ll have you know!”

Here, ‘never’ meant ‘that one time’.

Anyway. My friend Whistler got poisoned by the Bride of Leviathan. He was all corrupt and stuff. So I had this ability when I was alive to heal people? I guess... like kinda cleanse them of whatever was wrong. I got it from the elements. Unfortunately, putting the fix on him used up the whole battery though, so buh-bye life force.” She waved her fingers.

And tried not to notice that five o’clock shadows were ultra hot.

“Apparently it was prophesied by these egomaniacs called the Powers That Be, so instead of me getting to go to Heaven or Hell or whatever, I’m stuck working for ‘em, now until eternity. I get to use a modified version of my old body though, so...” She shrugged. “I’m dead... and yet not.”

Hannah licked her lips and reflected for a moment.

"You'd seriously have sex with a corpse, wouldn't you. I don't know why I'm acting surprised..," she widened her eyes in mock surprise, "LEPRECHAUN."

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-10 19:28 (link)
Braden didn’t have time to reply to the story she had told him about how she passed before she had moved on again. Perhaps it was best to let that slide for now. If this was the beginning of a beautiful friendship, then it would appear as though they would have a lot of time to talk over the coming years.

“I’ll have you know,” he stated seriously, “that it is most improper to use that term when speaking to me. Very rude, usually it is followed with a bout of fisticuffs.” That was a line of bullshit. In prior centuries, his kind had been known as the Good People, and such monikers, simply because they had been afraid. But there was no such etiquette or protocol; Braden was making that up. “Since you are very pretty, and didn’t know any better, and very pretty, I will let it pass this time,” he added, his eyes betraying his lie.

“And yes,” he continued, “I would have sex with a corpse if it was walking, talking, blonde, hot, and definitely wanting to explore its sexuality.” Braden was fairly certain that Hannah still wanted to find out what her body could and couldn’t do. And it looked to him that at least her mouth worked well, so there was always a game of taste and see if nothing else.

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-10 19:43 (link)
Hannah made an offended face. “Pssh! Like you’d even deserve a second try!”

Lots of bluster. No actual resentment. Had she been alive, Hannah would’ve been spitting in Braden’s food at the diner. But being dead kinda put a cap on all that. It made the drunken slight seem awfully small, compared to some of the more egregious things she’d seen done to people, right before they became spirits and came a-whining’ to her.

“Oh!” She had another thought. “And by the way, I know all about my sexuality, so don’t go implying I need to like... make out with girls on tape to know I‘m not a lesbian. And how I should pick a cinematographer I trust, and oh, did I know that you just happen to have a video camera? Guys always say stuff like that, it‘s completely dumb.”

She sniffed needlessly.

Realized that actually, other than her lesbian friends like Deanna, she’d never been around somebody as blatantly sex-crazed as Braden.

“And besides, I don’t even know if I show up on camera.”

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-10 19:52 (link)
Braden shrugged. “We could always find out,” he offered, even though he had just been told taped sex wasn’t an option. Maybe she changed her mind already. Hey, it could so happen.

“I’m kidding,” he admitted, sighing in defeat. It was a shame too; Hannah was shaped very nicely underneath that…get up she was dressed in. Braden had a feeling she hadn’t chosen it. “You win, this will be a boring, pointless, dry,” he shook his flask full of sand, “sexless evening. Let all the nuns in heaven and earth sing praises.”

Braden felt as though the subject needed to shift. There was little point to beating a dead horse. “So, what’s the best and the worst parts of being in your current condition? And by best, I mean other than finding out my little Irish secret." Pulling out his pack of cigarettes, he took one in his teeth and then offered the pack to his friend. Wasn't like it was going to kill her or anything.

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-10 20:01 (link)
Hannah mused on that. “Well, the worst part of being dead is being dead. I mean obviously. I’m not going to get any storybook ending, that’s for sure. I guess the best part is that I’ve got these extra ghost abilities, on account of how I’ve been appointed a special purpose.”

The former waitress took the cigarette and scrutinized its tobacco end. She never smoked one before. Well, candy cigarettes, sure, but only on Halloween when she was a Bond girl so that probably didn’t count.

“I saw you naked. That was a highlight.” Hannah put that out there just to flummox him. “I’m not saying it was a very big light.”

She smiled an angel’s smile.

“By the way, you’re almost out of shower soap.”

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-10 20:11 (link)
A small flame shot up from the lighter, lighting up Braden’s face for a brief moment while he lit the end of his cigarette. The sun was really starting to fade now, and the breeze that swept across the plane felt wonderful, though it did make lighting his smoke a bit more difficult. Still, he managed. Challenging as it was, Braden swallowed a comment about how she had sure been geared up for something that she didn’t seem to be that impressed with.

“You’re kinda sick, you know that?” Braden didn’t know who he was trying to kid, he would have camped out in every college dorm shower in Nevada, had he the ability to turn invisible. He offered her the lighter. “But, I like your style, I have to admit. I think we may be a lot alike, you and me.” He inhaled deeply, and held the smoke in his lungs for just a moment before he released it back out into the breeze. “And it doesn’t look like either of us are going anywhere anytime soon.”

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-10 20:19 (link)
Hannah snorted. “Me and you alike? Puh-lease. I would never steal somebody’s dentures, just because they put ‘em on the table. That‘s so gross.”

No, but she would wrap napkin around them and pretend to chomp the air.

How come Braden wasn’t four feet tall? That’s what Hannah really wanted to ask. But she figured if calling him a leprechaun to his face was a mortal sin, he might be sensitive about other parts of the myth. Lucky charms. Pots of gold. Belt buckles. Clover leafs. Rainbows (hello, implications there).

Waiting for him to light her cigarette, she felt a bout of brief remorse over implying his penis was small. It certainly was not. And besides, hadn’t she gotten up in arms when Lorne claimed her boobs were small?

Damnit, her boobs rocked. Big wasn’t always better!

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-10 20:34 (link)
“You never know when a set of dentures might come in handy,” Braden replied, leaning forward with the lighter. He used his left hand to shield the wind and his right hand to strike the lighter. Damn that child safety crap.

“A few years ago, I heard about a guy who used the internet, and through a series of trades turned a paperclip into a house,” he continued, just making conversation. It was a story that had fascinated him at the time. It wasn’t so much the feat, but the fact that the man had been willing to give away what he had so many times. To someone like Braden, that was almost unheard of.

“Maybe I could turn some dentures,” he reached into his pocket and made the dentures appear in his hand. He pulled them out and tossed them to Hannah, “and turn it into something else.”

Like a bottle of whiskey. Braden didn’t waste time putting his hands back into his pockets. Instead, he placed them together, and when he pulled the left hand up and the right hand down, there appeared a small bottle of moonshine. He popped off the cap and offered the bottle to Hannah. Even though she couldn’t taste or make use of the alcohol, Braden didn’t want to be rude to her.

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-10 20:39 (link)
Hannah was too busy squawking over the used dentures to notice the booze. “GROSS!” She tossed them back at Braden and the teeth hit him square in the chin. Her cigarette hung awkwardly between two fingers, unsmoked but burning.

Once she calmed down, Hannah turned to thinking about possessions. “I used to live in my car, and I didn’t have a whole lot. But then I started collecting stuff, once I got my trailer. You saw! Like that sombrero lamp! Now all my cool stuff’s going up in some auction to benefit the Searchlight Ladies’ Sewing Society. I hate those ladies, but nobody claimed my stuff! So I guess they get it.”

She said it with real venom.

“At least Whistler stole my trolls. If one of those old bags got a hand on my BINGO winnings, I’d seriously consider taking up the poltergeist gig for hobby.”



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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-10 20:47 (link)
A wicked flash appeared in Braden’s eyes. Funny she should bring up her old stuff. Braden had more than helped himself a few days after she had passed on.

“So,” he began casually, “what do you think you would give to have that lamp returned back to you, safe and sound like?” The truth was, there was actually precious little to go to the Sewing Cows of Nowhere Ville. Braden had most of it in his possession, and he was surprised that the petite woman wasn’t aware of what he had done. Maybe she hadn’t been back to her trailer yet.

Braden picked up the false teeth that had suddenly become so interesting. He made them try to bite Hannah on the leg.

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-10 20:56 (link)
Hannah poked her finger in the teeth experimentally. “Why, you gonna outbid Mrs. Abernathy for it?” she wanted to know. The blonde had serious doubts that’d work out well. After all, the neighbor would probably remember Braden’s face from his drunken stroll around the trailer park and outbid him just on spite.

The ghostly girl took a drag off her cigarette. The wreath of smoke above her head was just as luminescent in the late evening as she was. Hannah couldn’t taste it, but it did stay in her lungs like a regular pair. She didn’t need to breathe, but a habit like that didn’t just go away. She exhaled and though to herself she was getting off pretty easy. Living people ended up coughing up a humiliating storm. The smoke went right in and out of her like oxygen.

“Has it got some... sentimental value?” she teased. Yeah right. The guy was a total booty hound.

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-10 21:05 (link)
“It was the first time I ever passed out during a trailer park hook up,” he said, nodding his head up and down. “Or that I’ve used that much cocaine in one night. It’s supposed to be a stimulant.”

Braden laughed softly as Hannah’s fingers passed intangibly through the chomping teeth. It was strange, having a conversation with a girl like Hannah. Braden enjoyed it immensely. He decided to keep the fact that he had the lamp in question to himself. His grandfather had always told him that he didn’t have to tell everyone everything he knew.

“You live for a couple centuries, and you may find that you lose your taste for sentiment,” Braden offered, not unkindly. It was just one of those things, at least to him. “It’s fine and well enough for those who live long like you do, but everyone else…they just don’t stick around long enough to become attached to.” That wasn’t entirely true, but it was Braden’s current motto. He had been burned once or twice attaching himself to people.

“They have a nasty habit of dying. Though,” he looked up at her and smiled, “you do find exceptions to those rules, once in a while.”

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-10 21:18 (link)
Hannah flushed. It wasn’t supposed to happen, lack of pulse to spread circulation and all, but it did. She forgot what she was doing for a second and her finger got chomped.

Eventually she rolled her eyes. “Sheesh, you really lay it on thick, don’t ya?” She took another puff of her cigarette and decided that it made her feel like the leading lady in a feature on Turner Classic Movies. “I think you just want the street cred of saying you sexed up a ghost. That’s what I think.”

She put her cigarette out in one of the world’s biggest sandboxes.

“And what’m I getting out of it, huh? I already made out with a little, green man."

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-11 04:42 (link)
Braden made an oops face, and stopped trying to bite at Hannah with the dentures.

“I am thick, so that’s how I have to lay it on,” he explained with sarcastic emphasis and a grin. He breathed in smoke, and then breathed it out again. “It’s true, sadly, our kind aren’t exactly known for stunning intellect,” Braden added, nodding his head in agreement with his statement.

“And little green man? Is that supposed to be another shower shot or something?”

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-11 07:21 (link)
Hannah got a mischievous look. “Why, you feeling defensive?” She poked him in the chest.

It was fun, just hanging around somebody that could see her and wasn’t too choked up or freaked out to chat. She got the distinct impression that being around her old friends actually upset them worse. It was strange. She thought that her being a ghost would be some kind of relief to them. Hannah guessed hearts didn’t work like that.

Sure, it was immature conversation, but it was easy, goofy and unimportant and playful. She was going to revel in it for a change.

Any minute now, that terrible bell would start tolling in her head. Time to get back to work. There’s lost souls to lead into eternity. The more of those little jobs she did, the closer Hannah got to the Holy Grail of being an Agent: taking spirits to Earth with her and actually helping them finish up business.

“I mean, you know, maybe it’s not that small,” she said. “Maybe the other Irish guy was just waaaaaaaay,” she stretched her fingers out, “More lucky than you.”

It was a total crock. He could probably tell it by the dimples in her cheeks.

Because it was fun, she plucked him on the nose.

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-11 17:24 (link)
“Yes, I’m feel-“ but that was as far as Braden got before his nose was attacked by a very soft hand. He opened his mouth and then closed it again, flabbergasted. “You, my dear, just made me forget what I was about to say. Oh, right. Yes, I’m feeling defensive!” He couldn’t help but chuckle at his ridiculousness. “After all, if the good heavens bless you with the ability to be really good at one thing-and that’s it-well, you kinda hope you have all your shit together.”

He paused for a moment, once again allowing the nicotine to grace the inner lining of his lungs. He sighed out contently. Good company was a great thing. He so loved a good natured verbal joust.

Truly, Braden did feel sorry for Hannah and her whole situation. He craved freedom and open landscape. His very morrow demanded it from him, and without it he would go insane. However, he was not about to let Hannah know that…there was nothing she could do to fix it, and Braden knew that it would only suck to have someone point that out. She already knew.

“And for the record, Miss Hannah, I would like to point out that no fucking body is luckier than a Leprechaun. You can take that to my proverbial pile of gold.”

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-11 17:35 (link)
"Oh I can, can I?” She winked. “So really, you being a womanizer’s got nothing to do with your own merit. You’re just Mr. Get Lucky by default. I see. This explains things.” She nodded, like some universal truth had come her way.

In the back of her skull, a tiny headache started. Hannah rubbed at it and tried to pretend it didn’t exist. She wasn’t ready to go back, just yet. Braden was too wickedly (if harmlessly) cute, and the quiet in the desert was a welcome change from all the shouting in the other place.

"So if I can find somebody luckier than you, 's that mean I get to keep your proverbial pot of gold?"

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-11 18:28 (link)
Braden thought it over for a minute with a long draw off his bottle.

“I’ll make you this deal,” he counter-offered, “If you can find someone luckier than I in the next sixty days, then I will let you stick your hand in the bag and we’ll just see what you pull out. And good luck to you, says I.” He acted as though he spit in his right hand and offered out to shake on the deal. Before Hannah could take it, if indeed she would even touch it, he pulled it up as a sudden thought came to him.

“But if you can not,” he added with a wicked grin, “Then I think you’re just going to have to owe us a favor to be named. Can we strike an accord on that?”

He stuck his hand back out.

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-11 18:39 (link)
Hannah mulled it over.

"Mmm... Okay."

She stuck out her hand and gave Braden's a solid shake. "Although. I don't think you know who you're messing with, 'cause you know why?"

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-11 18:41 (link)
"No, pray tell," Braden replied, slightly interested. He wasn't entirely sure who just got suckered. Hell, it might be a fair deal for once. Braden didn't know just how he felt about it, but it made him grin to see the look of determination on her face.

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-11 18:46 (link)
Oh, she was feeling smug.

"'Cause I'm the girl that made you call yourself a leprechaun."

She folded her arms and waited, eyebrow up.

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-11 18:52 (link)
Braden tried to cross his arms and look mad, but he couldn't keep from laughing.

"And I'm the boy who made you think that was a bad thing," he replied with a teasing raise of his eyebrows.

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-11 19:10 (link)
Hannah socked his arm. "You suck!" she hollared. "Sixty days and you're so gonna eat your words, Leper-Boy."

The headache pounded harder now, and this time, she could hear the bell start to swing. Hannah resisted the urge to throw a tantrum, barely. "I gotta get going," she said and made to get up. "Don't suppose you'd want to give me a hug good-bye before I turn into mist?"

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-11 19:18 (link)
Getting to his feet as well, Braden was slightly disappointed that she had to be going already. They hadn't even started to discuss politics or religion yet.

He reached out, and hooked his hand around her waist, pulling her into himself. Giving her a firm squeeze, he couldn't help but notice that fact that she still smelled just as wonderful as ever.

"Take care of yourself, dear," he said into the side of her head that pressed against his face. "And remember, you don't have to wait sixty days to come see me. Stop by sometime, even if I'm in the shower."

Oh, wait. She already did do that.

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-11 19:25 (link)
"Mmmkay." Hannah squeezed and lingered just a smidge too long. Men's jeans felt all kinds of good for reasons she wouldn't even get into. "Thank you for being a friend," she said.

Oh lord. That was the opening line of the Golden Girls theme song, wasn't it? Now it'd be in her head forever. An evil streak made her keep on talking, so it'd get stuck in his head, too. "Traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true. You're a pal and a confidante."

She licked his earlobe, trumpeted a victorious, "Ha!" and faded out before he could get any revenge.

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[info]littlegreenmen
2007-09-11 19:32 (link)
And so Braden stood there for a few moments, and he knew that he was alone again. He rubbed the saliva off of his ear lobe, and then smelled it for reasons that only God knew. Not bad at all.

Having not ever seen an episode of Golden Girls in his entire life, he wasn't really sure what the heck Hannah had said before spiriting away, but he thought that it kinda rhymed. She was as odd as she was cute. Braden appreciated that.

What he didn't appreciate, at least at the moment, was being so far removed from civilization. Hannah's disappearing act made him feel very alone. He felt like whisking himself away as well, back to one of his familiar liquor serving haunts. Somewhere that had movement and life.

A place where everybody knew his name.

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[info]hannah_flynn
2007-09-11 19:34 (link)
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